The Wasteland
boozemixes:

Adult Butter Beer.
Ingredients & Measurements:
8 ounces Butterscotch Schnapps
2 liter Cream Soda
1 small container Marshmallow Creme.
Instructions:
In a small bowl, combine 4 tablespoons of marshmallow creme and one tablespoon of butterscotch schnapps. Microwave for 30 seconds, then stir together and set aside. Pour 8 ounces of schnapps in the bottom of a pitcher, then fill the rest up with cream soda and stir gently to mix together. Pour marshmallow mixture on top. As you pour the butter beer into drinking glasses, the marshmallow will aerate, creating a creamy foam on top of the drink.

boozemixes:

Adult Butter Beer.

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 8 ounces Butterscotch Schnapps
  • 2 liter Cream Soda
  • 1 small container Marshmallow Creme.

Instructions:

In a small bowl, combine 4 tablespoons of marshmallow creme and one tablespoon of butterscotch schnapps. Microwave for 30 seconds, then stir together and set aside. Pour 8 ounces of schnapps in the bottom of a pitcher, then fill the rest up with cream soda and stir gently to mix together. Pour marshmallow mixture on top. As you pour the butter beer into drinking glasses, the marshmallow will aerate, creating a creamy foam on top of the drink.

wormie-1138:

theblueboxboy:

The fictionalised tale of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is now in theaters. With that in mind NextMovie has put together these funny mash-up posters for other movies where US Presidents battle with mythological creatures.

These are fucking AWESOME. I’d actually would LOVE to see 3 and 9! LOL

lizzieangelsaint:

I will always love this picture

lizzieangelsaint:

I will always love this picture

dawnofthedouchebag:

Empire Magazine pays tribute to the most iconic movie moments of the past 20 years

cosmonautofthree:

cannibals-at-christmas:

inebriatedpony:

mewstew:

jimsgayunderwear:

Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack
fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
was also known to bring bagpipes
he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
he crawled out of a concentration camp
about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
atta boy

dear god

Fucking awesome.

lad

ANGRY AS FUCK


The world needs more people bad ass enough to charge battlefields with goddamn SWORDS and BOWS and BAGPIPES!!!!!

cosmonautofthree:

cannibals-at-christmas:

inebriatedpony:

mewstew:

jimsgayunderwear:

Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack

  • fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword
  • was also known to bring bagpipes
  • he volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”
  • he crawled out of a concentration camp
  • about the end of WW2, he commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
  • atta boy

dear god

Fucking awesome.

lad

ANGRY AS FUCK

The world needs more people bad ass enough to charge battlefields with goddamn SWORDS and BOWS and BAGPIPES!!!!!

adeptasororitas:

leilockheart:

http://someecards.com

I’m seriously stressed out and nervous about the LARP, but instead of preparing and sewing, I’m going to see the in-laws and just lay in the sun in their garden, because it’s uncomfortably hot today… So, gpoy…

adeptasororitas:

leilockheart:

http://someecards.com

I’m seriously stressed out and nervous about the LARP, but instead of preparing and sewing, I’m going to see the in-laws and just lay in the sun in their garden, because it’s uncomfortably hot today… So, gpoy…

Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
Aragorn: Legolas stop
Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
Boromir: is this really necessary
Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
Gandalf: this could take a while
Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
Elrond: good god man calm down
Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
Frodo: *falls asleep*
Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
Gimli: this is ridiculous
Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
Legolas: SON OF BELEG
Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
Aragorn: Legolas
Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
Gimli: finally
Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Boromir: anything to make you shut up
Dark Angels Interrogator Chaplain

Dark Angels Interrogator Chaplain

A great war leaves the country with three armies—an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves.